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    Default Jigsaw puzzle.

    Mick is in the pub, bored, because its empty, so he calls his mate Paddy."Are ya be coming for a drink now paddy"
    "No mick, I've drank so much lately, I've not been sober all week. I'm staying in, trying to do this jigsaw puzzle of a chicken, but its really hard."
    20 minutes later Mick walks in the back door and sees Paddy at the kitchen table, head in his hands, shaking badly.
    "Paddy, looks like ya need a drink, let's go to the pub, put the cornflakes back in the box."
    Have a lovely day everyone,
    Rgds,
    Crocy.

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    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    I thought it was a fantastic joke or is that my warped sense of humour
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Ray

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    I thought it was a fantastic joke or is that my warped sense of humour
    Maybe Rodgera dosent like cornflakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Croc View Post
    Mick is in the pub, bored, because its empty, so he calls his mate Paddy."Are ya be coming for a drink now paddy"
    "No mick, I've drank so much lately, I've not been sober all week. I'm staying in, trying to do this jigsaw puzzle of a chicken, but its really hard."
    20 minutes later Mick walks in the back door and sees Paddy at the kitchen table, head in his hands, shaking badly.
    "Paddy, looks like ya need a drink, let's go to the pub, put the cornflakes back in the box."
    Have a lovely day everyone,
    Rgds,
    Crocy.

    Hi,
    May be the should not have put a picture of a chook on the box, it just confuses the dipsomaniacs of the world.
    Regards
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    Well you are really hard to please,
    Crocy.

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