Story time with uncle Dave

[ubeaut]

Woodchucks who will.......

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PS It is common knowledge that Woodchucks can't chuck wood, so the answer to the previous question as to how much wood would they chuck, is:

A Woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a Woodchuck would if a Woodchuck could chuck wood, but a Woodchuck can't chuck wood so a Woodchuck wouldn't chuck as much wood as a Woodchuck would chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood. And that's a fact!

[JackoH]

...chuck wood until.....

[Dazza007]

... wood on his wood chuck, because everyone knows that a Woodchuck ......

[Johnno]

wood chuck wood if he could...



Johnno 2

[macca2]

stop the woodchucks acting like woodducks and get on with...........

[Dazza007]

.... Carba-Tec, as the most expensive and over rated wood chuck vendor. So our fellow wood chucking Woodchucks went to .....

( stiff bickies Macca! )

[macca2]

the kitchen where mother duck made them a nice cup of tea with a couple of stiff bikies to calm their shattered woodchuck nerves before they.................

[JackoH]

...order some of that stuff to make all that wood that the woodchucks chucked, all shiny and slippery so that it would slip easil and quickly into ....
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(What the hell am I talking about. :confused: )

[Dazza007]

... the orifaces. Thereby making a solid tenion joint for the table they were making of fine Australian Cedar with a centre feature carving of a ........

[macca2]

woodworker, tired, confused, bleary eyed and defiantly brandishing his....................

[Dennis Hill]

.....Woodchuck killing ironbark chuck-donger with the spiked end and serrated.........

[Dazza007]

.... teeth. Whereby, he promptly swung his now infamous tool in all directions killing off any remaining character to this story. Realising what had happened, our feindish blood thirsty assailant then connected himself to the 240 volt power supply of the lathe and 'terminated' himself. Thus boys and girls, This brings us to the END of our delightful short story.

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(NOW START A NEW STORY FOR HEAVENS SAKE!)

[macca2]

As the 240 volts surged thru his body like a raging torrent his whole life appeared before his eyes. All the things he had wrong, all the things he had done right. And then thru the mist there appeared before him a vision. A vision of......................

[Dazza007]

....... death as an angle of the woodies world appeared. That's why the story ended here, because there ain't no more dribble to tell.

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[DaveInOz]

one particularly poignant flashback recalled him as a child of 5 sitting on the bench in his dads shed listening and learning as his dad gave a comentary of advice, while he deftly manufactured a ..........