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    An Israeli doctor says; “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work”.


    The German doctor says;” That’s nothing, in Germany we take a part of the brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work”.


    The Russian doctor says; “Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work”.


    The Australian doctor laughs; “You are all behind us. We took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him prime minister of australia. Now the whole country is looking for work!”
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    And the truth is that we are so good at it we keep doing it....

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    Spoilt for choice. Not.

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    It’s appalling but not as bad as it was.
    We are still the lucky country, just look at the other democracies US,UK,India and now the latest from Canada.
    H.
    Jimcracks for the rich and/or wealthy. (aka GKB '88)

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    You're right H, we're still the lucky country, LUCKY we still OWN some of it
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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