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28th November 2005, 09:19 PM #1
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13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder SuspectI try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
Kev
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28th November 2005, 09:37 PM #2
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The only reason they call it PMS is because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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28th November 2005, 09:52 PM #3
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Wahoo.... if you think PMS is bad try these two....
IVF & then Menopause....... !!!!!
Cliff.
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29th November 2005, 07:50 AM #4
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On the second one, SWMBO is 5 years and counting, hate to think what she would have been like if she had she been a bitch to start with.
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Wahoo.... if you think PMS is bad try these two....
IVF & then Menopause....... !!!!!
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29th November 2005, 09:51 AM #5
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Stop picking on the ladies - they've got it bad enough having to put up with us
Richard
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29th November 2005, 11:10 AM #6
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Ricardo, given that you are trying to get rid of the dragon from the Transylvanian sewers without losing your testicles to her lawyer, you are being somewhat generous!:eek: Originally Posted by Daddles
Stop picking on the ladies - they've got it bad enough having to put up with us
Richard
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29th November 2005, 12:19 PM #7
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Originally Posted by Daddles
Stop picking on the ladies - they've got it bad enough having to put up with us
Richard
OK, you whoever you are.. what have you done with the REAL DADDLES!.. give him back NOW!I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
Kev
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