2 Crocodiles

[KBs PensNmore]

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.


The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age; We were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it."


"Well, " said the big Croc, "What have you been eating?"


"Politicians, same as you, replied the small Croc.


"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"


"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capital."


"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"


"Well, I crawl up under one of their German cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat ’em!"


"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem.


You’re not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a Politician, there’s nothing left but an a hole and a briefcase.

[mature one]

OMG so true had a good laugh at this one, thanks for some humour.

[KBs PensNmore]

What do you call 100 politicians at the bottom of the ocean???
A really good start!!!

[Old Croc]

Kryn, not very nice insinuating that I would stoop so low to eat a politician?
Haha,haha,
Rgds,
Crocy.

[KBs PensNmore]

A few lions at our local animal park (Monarto) were licking the the backsides of the other lions.
A visitor asked me why they did this unusual task?
My reply was that they just ate a politician and wanted to get the bad taste out of their mouths.