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  1. 22nd April 2023, 06:28 PM #1
    KBs PensNmore
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    Default A few for the kids

    What nails does a Carpenter hate to hit???

    Fingernails.

    Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a drink of water???

    It was a little horse.

    How do you throw a party in space???

    You planet
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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  2. 28th May 2023, 01:13 AM #2
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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Wanna tish.
    Wanna tish who?
    No I don't need to blow my nose.


    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Aunt.
    Aunt who?
    Aunt you glad I'm not here all the time to annoy you!
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