Guys Names

[Tikki]

Aarons are dependable and talented.
Allens are preppy.
Alexes like porno, usually hot in a skater kinda way
Everyone has an Andy.
Bens are the smart, silent type.
Bills are the ones everyone chases and no one gets to keep.
Bob is the universal name.
Brads try too hard.
Brandons are dark haired, players.
Bretts are shy and clumsy.
Brians usually have only one good feature (but I haven't quite found it yet)
Calebs never grow up.
Carters are rich, power-hungry snobs.
Chads are hot, quiet but interesting once you get inside.
Charlies are walking sex.
Chris' are undefined and should remain so.
Craigs are a little misguided.
Dans are thick.
Daves are impossible to get over.
Dennis' are quiet, desperate flirts.
Devons are destined for trouble.
Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.
Eds are thbp
Eddies are fast.
Erics are forgettable.
Ethans smell .
Franks and Tony's are Italian Stallions.
Fred is in the chess club.
Fredericks could be snotty.
Garys are gross Nazi's.
Georges are mild-mannered and have weight problems.
Glens are either short or intelligent.
Gregs are bizarre.
Initial name guys are cool.
Jakes are insecure and slightly repulsive .
James' are egotistical and stupid.
Jamies are shy but cuddly.
Jareds think they are the best thing since sliced bread.
Jasons are fun loving and handsome.
Jeffs are lost puppies, though they are adorable.
Jeremys are a tad fruity.
Jimmy's are sweet and sexy!
Joes are awkward, shy-guys in first date situations.
Joels are frustrated. tend to hang out with Nelsons
It's hard to stand out if your name is John.
Joshes are romantic back-stabbers.
Justins mess with your mind.
Kevins have swanky hair.
Keith is built, but dry and annoying. It's like dating a broom.
Kens just don't measure-up.
Korys are egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks.
Kyles are horny bastards!
There is always something wrong with a Kurt.
Leonards are avid bug collectors.
Lesters are molesters.
Lonnies are nasty.
Marcus' are players
Marks are 'touchy.'
Martins have a strange sense of humor.
Matts are queer- one T or two.
Mikes are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice.
Nates are cocky for a reason.
Nelsons are home-schooled.
Nicks are jerks, immature and only want your body.
Owens have large families and drive fast.
Patricks are also incredibly sexy.
Pauls suffer from male-pattern baldness.
Peters are stalkers.
Phils are sensitive but geeky.
Philips are more geeky but equally sensitive.
Rays are players but majorly hot!
Randys have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies.
Richard--Dick, need I say more?
Rickies are very sensitive, cute, and charming!
Robs are sleazy and make you feel cheap.
Robins are tormented.
Rod (the name itself) is perverted.
Rons are into pasta.
Roys are so childish.
Ryans are never appreciated.
Sams just like sex.
Scotts are hormonal and usually bad news.
Shawns are sweet in one-on-one situations.
Shanes are shady.
Simons are thin.
Steves are extremes (usually incredibly good looking incredibly bad)
Theos (or Theodores) always make you smile.
Timothys like to be mommied.
Todds are sweet, sporty guys.
Toms are nerdy but poetic. They have that inner something.
Tommys are way to possessive & need to get a life!
Travis' are dumb jocks.
Tylers are genetically small .
Vances are good conversationalists.
Wesleys are romantic.
Williams are fat.
Zacks are good looking, but aloof

[echnidna]

Womens Names


Tikkies are a tease

[Daddles]

Hmmm, guess I'm a Rickie, not a Richard

[Iain]

I must be either X rated or neglected

[Harry72]

And Im bald apparently?

[Redgy]

And Im bald apparently?

And I'm incredibly good looking...

[Sturdee]

Peters are stalkers.

As the legal spelling ( the Dutch way ) is Pieter, the above doesn't apply to me.

Peter.

[scooter]

As the legal spelling ( the Dutch way ) is Pieter, the above doesn't apply to me.

Peter.

That's not how it was spelt in that restraining order Peter...

Doug's is on the money....

BTW, Tikki took me out of the original list. It read...

Seans are smarasres


Cheers..............Sean

[Sturdee]

That's not how it was spelt in that restraining order Peter...

That's why I can safely ignore it.

Actually, I was once sued by a neighbour, a relative of the one from hell :eek: , over a replacement fence but the notice to fence, subsequent summons and judgment was in the wrong name, in that my first and surname was spelled incorrectly.

When I pointed out to the Sherif's officer that the judgment was against a non existing person, the neighbour tried to summon me again in my correct name.

Unfortunately for him the fence was already rebuilt by then and before a correct Notice to Fence was served on me. When this minor, little and relative unkown fact was pointed out to the Magistrate by my barrister, he had no option but to dismiss the case.

Peter.

[craigb]

I object.

I'm a LOT misguided, not a little.

Robs are sleazy and make you feel cheap?

What a nasty thing to say about WoodBorer.

[Kev Y.]

Kevins have swanky hair. :eek: :eek:

Not any more they dont!

[Cliff Rogers]

What are you all on about???

[Kev Y.]

Feeling left out Cliff??.. did'nt even rate a mention

[Iain]

Me too oh swanky crew cutted one

[Daddles]

I for one would like to thank Tikki for the hours of harmless entertainment, not to mention paranoia, generated by this single post.

Richard

... actually, more of the paranoia than the entertainment but hey, this is the group that embraced FOILIES:eek: