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    Default The woodworkers big decision

    The below was deleted from "A Polishers Handbook" 5th Edition 2016 as it was deemed by the powers that be, to be inappropriate and sexist. Dunno why, after all it's about a woodworker. There are still a heap of other jokes in the new edition and lots of really great information about finishing and more.

    THE BIG DECISION
    Typical Male


    A woodworker had three girl friends, he liked each of them in their own way and could not decide which of them to propose marriage to.

    Finally he decided to give each of them $5000 to see how they would spend it.

    The first prospect gave him the title to some land,
    "I purchased this treed property and also planted seedlings on it so you will have timber for your projects forever."

    The second one arrived with a delivery van.
    "I have purchased all the extra tools that you have often wished for, now you will be able to easily make anything that you want."

    The third one presented him with a box of business cards.
    "This is a gallery that I opened for you to sell your crafts, so you will always have a source of income."

    He thought long and hard about the three girls and the purchases that they made, and finally he proposed.

    Question: Which of the three did he propose to?
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    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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