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  1. #1
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    Default For females... all and sundry! please take note!

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food

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    Forget the food,
    I'll get a pie later!!!
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    3. Bring beer
    If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people like me ask? Do I get smart just in time to ask questions?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackers
    3. Bring beer
    Beer, ya got ta have beer.


    Al

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    Hmmmm, I must be too easily pleased ... only 18 of the 54 important to me

    Cheers
    Tikki

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    Which 18?
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tikki
    Hmmmm, I must be too easily pleased ... only 18 of the 54 important to me

    Cheers
    Tikki
    Is beer one of them???

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    Which 18?

    18, full of muscles, unatched, male.
    Owwww and not gay......




    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    18, full of muscles, unatched, male.
    Owwww and not gay......
    Al
    I'll pass on the 18 and the beer

    Cheers
    Tikki

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    hmmm beer ...... BUT only if its a Caffery's ( pale irish beer ) and the rest of the list hey ... ... im spoilt my man is a great deal of the list and i wouldnt change him for quids ... Cheers Jules

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    My hubby is everything but #15 and I'm glad of it
    Plus, I only need to fulfill 50% of my job requirement at any one time but sometimes I spoil him..........
    I know that you beleive that you understand what it is that you think that I said; But I am not sure that you realise that what you heard is not what I meant

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    I used to be 15, worked with a pompous, self righteous, short asred little sales manager.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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