Bist joke in a long time ....

[outback]

>>
>> Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by
>> the telephone.
>>
>> "Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour
>> but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex
>> fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet
>> The entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the
>> week."
>>
>> PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
>> unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!"
>>
>> Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from abroad...
>> Brutain?..."
>>
>> PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"
>>
>> Hilth Munister: "What about Estralia?"
>>
>> PM: "Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck."
>>
>> Hilth Munister: "You call John Howard - till hum we need one moollion
>> condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll know
>> how bug the Kiwis really are!!"
>>
>> Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of
>> need.
>>
>> Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes.
>>
>> A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms;
>> 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. She then
>> notices in small writing on each and ivery one.........
>>
>> MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : SMALL
>>

[Andy Mac]

Jeez,
No wonder your sheep walk funny here in Oz.

[Termite]

African American (very PC aren't I) sizing
Large - Medium - Small - Caucasian.:eek:

[zymurgy]

Texan and a Negro were having a leak at the end of a pier.

The Texan says to the Negro, "waters cold".

The Negro slowly relied, "Deep too".

[ele__13]

ROFPMSL love it jules