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  1. 18th November 2005, 01:47 PM #1
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    Default No AFL Footy for 2006

    It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled.

    Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned. The new Industrial Relations legislation rules out the Dockers. The Asian flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans. Any transfers to the Kangaroos, Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be quarantined for at least 12 months. Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints. This only leaves the Power and the Blues who no one wants to barrack for anyway.
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  2. 18th November 2005, 02:17 PM #2
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    Amusing and current.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wood Borer
    Amusing and current.
    Funny raisin?
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  4. 18th November 2005, 05:24 PM #4
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    Hilarious to see them pruned
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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  5. 18th November 2005, 06:55 PM #5
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    ROFLOL, and so is Hubby

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    I know that you beleive that you understand what it is that you think that I said; But I am not sure that you realise that what you heard is not what I meant
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  6. 18th November 2005, 08:19 PM #6
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    Actually, The Blues didn't show up because they were so depressed.
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  7. 19th November 2005, 04:05 PM #7
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    Oh ha ha *groan*
    and let me guess? The Power were actually not allowed to participate due to the occupational health and safety laws relating to risk of electrocution?
    I know that you beleive that you understand what it is that you think that I said; But I am not sure that you realise that what you heard is not what I meant
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  8. 19th November 2005, 04:22 PM #8
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    Not really true, they are quite static......................
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  9. 21st November 2005, 12:47 PM #9
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    Great we can keep the cup for one more year.
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    Yeah, sure you can!
    I know that you beleive that you understand what it is that you think that I said; But I am not sure that you realise that what you heard is not what I meant
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    Rather you lot have it than the Lions, or Bombers, or Crows or Carrrrrrllllton lol.
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    Great we can keep the cup for one more year.
    No, you'll have to wait another 72 years for the next one.
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