Army inspection.

[Boringgeoff]

An army officer was inspecting the troops, he stopped in front of a recruit and said "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning." The recruit replied, "thank you very much sir".

[AlexS]

Many years ago, out on the Georges River near Holsworthy, there was a quiet little spot, often used for a bit of skinny dipping and nude sunbathing. One day, a couple of young ladies went for a dip there, as there wasn't a soul in sight. They had their swim and were busy getting an all-over tan, when an army truck rolled up, an officer hopped out and ordered "OK, camouflage company, time to move out."
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Every tree in the area marched away.