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Thread: Irish remorse

  1. #1
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    Apology from an Irish Hospital...such compassion!


    DEAR MR. FLANAGAN,
    We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your p###s showed it was not cancerous.
    It was lipstick.
    We sincerely regret the amputation.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Another groaner;
    but this time it's from the patient.

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    No worries, it would have dropped off in a week or so anyway.
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    Well that's a sore point.

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