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  1. #1
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    Default Get ready with the Groan buttons

    My doctor said I had to give up the drink and ciggies.
    It's going to be a hard break.
    He's been my doctor for 15 years.

    My wife screamed and said, "There's a spider in the sink! Take it out!"
    So I took it to my local and we had a few beers. He was a really nice bloke. Said he works as a web developer.

    Pete

  2. #2
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    Groan!

  3. #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEM View Post
    Groan!
    He did warn us.
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

  4. #4
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    I thought they were both great,🤣😂😭
    Rgds,
    Crocy.

  5. #5
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    I guess the groan is because they wish they had thought of it first.

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