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  1. 9th March 2022, 09:01 PM #1
    KBs PensNmore
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    Default A Touching Story.

    Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life.. In-between, we talked about the idea of ​​living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the connections that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.'


    My wife got up from her seat with the look of admiration towards me proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, Gin, Vodka the Beer from the fridge...


    I ALMOST DIED!!


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