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17th November 2005, 06:00 PM #1
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The Mother in Law
Probably been on before but what the hell.......
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in
the Holy Land for $150. The man thought about it and told him he would
just have her home.
The undertaker asked: "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $150." The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was
buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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18th November 2005, 09:50 AM #2
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With jokes like that, there is NO WAY I am standing next to you in a thunderstorm - ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
Richard
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18th November 2005, 05:26 PM #3
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Come on Richard, you could hold my hand.
Cheers
BarryIf it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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18th November 2005, 05:30 PM #4
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A Scotsmans MIL died and he had her embalmed, cremated then buried, sure it cost a heap but he wanted to be sure...............
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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19th November 2005, 07:58 PM #5
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Iain, are you sure he wasn't Irish, to be sure, to be sure, to be sure....
Cheers
BarryIf it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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20th November 2005, 08:05 AM #6
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Definitely a Scot, look at the cost, and have to justify it
Originally Posted by Baz
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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