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11th January 2022, 07:11 PM #1
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Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, ‘I think I am going to have a little broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE!' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to Hurt!!!!!
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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11th January 2022, 07:37 PM #2
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I do believe you are the major share holder in the groan button factory
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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11th January 2022, 08:03 PM #3
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Sorry. That one made the bristles rise.
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11th January 2022, 10:13 PM #4
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No groan button from me, I am having trouble typing I am laughing so hard.
Rgds,
Crocy.
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11th January 2022, 11:10 PM #5
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I might be the major share holder, but there's no clean sweep there!!!
Originally Posted by rwbuild
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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12th January 2022, 07:42 AM #6
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Should this be in the dust collection section??
Alan...
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12th January 2022, 08:36 AM #7
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Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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12th January 2022, 09:01 AM #8
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Nuff sed.
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12th January 2022, 11:37 AM #9
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