The Pirate

[KBs PensNmore]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey haven't seen you in here for a while What happened, you look terrible?"

"What do you mean" said the pirate "I feel fine"

Bartender; "What about the wooden leg, you didn't have that before?"

Pirate; "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit by a cannon ball, but I'm fine now?

Bartender; "Well, OK, but what about the hook? What happened to your hand?"

Pirate; "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...."

Bartender; What about that eye patch?"

Pirate; "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shat in my eye."

Bartender; "What you lost an eye because some bird shat in your eye?"

Pirate; "No, it was the first day with the hook!!!!"

[verawood]

So is it "aye matey", or "eye matey".