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  1. 15th October 2021, 10:28 PM #1
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    I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.
    I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
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    and now you are screwed.
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    You better brace yourself for this reply
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    You’ve just been hammered.
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    Some well measured responses there
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    But it's a bit boring.
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    It's plane you failed dismally.
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    Is that awl you can give us?
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    There should be a rule against this.
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    He has got our measure.
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    You’re all just trying to be punny!
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    I told my wife I wood see a psychologist. She said that I spent too much time in the shed. And I have too much timber. Does anyone know a psychologist who wood be able to help?
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  13. 17th October 2021, 10:52 AM #13
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    We are all here because we are not all there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    We are all here because we are not all there.
    In more ways than one for some of us.
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  15. 17th October 2021, 12:34 PM #15
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    Gee, that went against the grain
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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