Good luck.

[Old Croc]

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears;
“ You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side
You know what?”
“What dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
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”I think you’re bad luck.”
Rgds,
Crocy.

[woodhutt]

Hi Crocy. I seem to have reproduced your joke in a recent post (Old Farmer).

This was sent to me by a mate in the UK just a few days ago and I posted it without seeing yours. Amazing how these things speed around the world these days thanks to the interweb.
Pete