I live in heaven.

[Old Croc]

So Jesus is having breakfast with God, looks across the table and asks, "Where have you been the last few months?" God says, "I've been in North Queensland". Jesus, with a shocked look says, "So there has been a pandemic raging around the world for a year and you have been in North Queensland? Doing what?"
God leaned over closely and said,
"Working from home Son, Working from home".
Rgds,
Crocy.

[verawood]

ha ha