Story time with uncle Dave

[Dennis Hill]

...wetting themselves with laughter from watching the truck driver as he......

[Dazza007]

....... spat, yelled, gear jammed and quarrelled with the blue healer. This was, to the pair of bodacious babes, at the least a timely distraction from the self-indulgence and gratification of.
............

[Dennis Hill]

........the clean-up operation needed after all the frivolity caused by watching an overloaded Big Mack as it had skidded down the road. What they really needed now was........

[macca2]

something a little more gentle and satisfying than big hairy truckies who can,t drive, running down ugly dogs,that roam all over the highway causing absolute mayhem, so they set off down the road to find..............

[Dennis Hill]

...a quiet Cafe where they could get a decent Coffe and something quite delectable to.........

[fxst]

...........suck on and keep there interest in the original idea which involved lots of writhing and moaning with .................

[Johnno]

maybe some horny woodturners with their nice long and sharp gouges (I nearly said tools!)...

[Neil]

but no. It was not to be, for just then......

[JackoH]

...from out of the dark and dank woods alongside the road a strange little, wizened figure emerged. Blinking shortsightedly in the glare from the big Macs' headlights.it spoke. " I am the phantom wood carver and I am here to........"

[Dennis Hill]

.....escort you to a place where you can .......

[Dazza007]

......... be skillfully carved by me", said the Phantom Carver. "For I not only have the skills and expertise to carve both of you buxom lassies in just one sitting, but I can also do it .........."

[Johnno]

with minimum chipout and maximum titillation...

[Dennis Hill]

....in my sumptuosly apointed, air-conditioned, outdoor carving studio complete with king-size.........

[Neil]

carving tools, for the big bits and ..............

[Dennis Hill]

...fully automated, heated, vibrating, candle-lit.........