Any cooks here?

[AlexS]

Pasta.jpg

Anyone able to help, please?

[Bohdan]

That's because you're boiling it in water. If you use thinners I guarantee they will go soft real quick.

[verawood]

And he's not even plugging a brand name.

[rrich]

Pasta? To me they look like liners for screws in sheet rock.

You drill a hole just a bit smaller than the liner and then use a screw into the liner to hold up your project. The screw causes the liner to expand behind the sheet rock and things are held securely.

[rustynail]

I thought liners for screws were boat trips for prison officers.

[AlexS]

My wife knew so little about cooking when we were first married that she asked me how long she had to boil eggs before they were tender.

[Tonyz]

My wife knew so little about cooking when we were first married that she asked me how long she had to boil eggs before they were tender.

theres a joke I could add to this but the thread would finish up in the naughty section.
something along the lines of how long does it take to boil an egg?
she... " about the same time as it takes you to boil over".