A trucker is crossing the Nullabor when he comes across a remote diner. Once inside he realizes that, as well as food, they've got obliging ladies working out the back.
He calls over the manager. "Look mate. Have you got a dried up sandwich with ham that's past it use-by-date and curling bread and I'll have a look at the ugliest woman you've got out the back. I'll give you $500."
The manager says for $500 he'll cook him the best meal he's ever had and he can have the best looking woman.
The trucker shakes his head sadly. "Nah. I'm not really hungry for food or sex. I'm just homesick."

Pete