Quote Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
Why, oh why, does the printer, any printer that I choose, invariably have a) a paper jam, b) run out of toner, c) run out of paper (or all of the above) - always when I'm in a hurry, running late...
Don't talk to me about printers! Modern technology is blooming wonderful ---- when it works!

Can I just add - the one take home message here is never let any inanimate object know you are in a hurry/nearly finished etc