Story time with uncle Dave

[JackoH]

...catch them bare-bummed whilst having their wicked way with the lovely maidens, who were finally getting.........
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,{Can I get away with that?)


HMMMMM? I will allow it this time because of its eloquence
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[Dennis Hill]

..would have prefered them with a nice Chianti, but as none was available at the time, simply opened his huge slavvering jaws and prepared to.....

[Neil]

bite the bugger on the bum, when all of a sudden.......

[Dennis Hill]

......Sopt realised that Roger's buttocks were truly too revolting to bite, even for a real pig-hunting, cat chewing ute-dog. He saw the errors of his ways, renounced his past life, became a lacto-vegetarian and set off to juin a Comune in.......

[JackoH]

...Nimbin, where he was last seen wandering off into the bush,full of funny mushrooms and with a look of complete happiness on his face.(Oh happy daze). Then it happened. A........

[Dennis Hill]

....Feral Female ute-dog once known as Sheryl but now known as something quite un-pronounceable and very Indian sounding wandered out of the bushes and sugested that they........

[fxst]

get together and have lotsa puppies with strange unpronoucable names and spread...................

[macca2]

their horrible litter far and wide. But Bruce the local (this is my patch) Blue Heeler had other ideas and..........

[Johnno]

the ultimate sin by crapping in front of the truck, causing it to skid and....



(I own two Bluey's, and I'm on their side!)

[Dennis Hill]

...a large, hairy truck driver who was so impressed with the retention powers of his Bonds undies that he....
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.Did the heeler die of food poisoning? Only joking! I simply could not resist, sorry!

[Dazza007]

........ realised that more than a mouthful is realy a waste so .......

[Neil]

he spat on the road, cursed the healer, got back in the cab of his Mack and.......

[Dazza007]

......... hit the air starter. The engine of his Thermodyne (Mack Truck) roared into life whereupon he jamed the monster into gear and she (the truck) moved on rubber feet. But alass he a bloody mess of it and ...............

[Dennis Hill]

... the trailer slid into the table-drain.......
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A Mack Thermodyne! Now theres a truck!

[macca2]

narrowly missing the two lovely young maidens who had being resting there after.................