Getting Revenge

[KBs PensNmore]

A soldier serving overseas was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote, breaking off their
engagement.

She added insult to injury by asking for her photo back.

He collected from his friend all the photos of women he could find and bundled them
together sending them with a letter: “Jane, with regret I can’t remember which one is you.
Please keep your photo and return the others. John.”


Mick goes to the vet with his goldfish.


“I think it’s got epilepsy,” he tells the vet.


The vet takes a look and says, “It seems fine to me.”


Mick says, “I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet!”

[Tonyz]

re Mick.... I should be really angry, pi**ed off and find it insulting but the truth is, Ive sprayed red wine over the computer screen, spilt me bowl of chips all over the dog and my brother who suffers from epilepsy is rolling on the floor trying to hold his guts together from laughing.... I think he's now wet himself