Home made versus bought

[KBs PensNmore]

Six year old Annie returns home from school and says that she had her first Family Planning Lesson at school.
Her mother very interested said "OH..... How did it go?"
"I nearly died of shame!" She answers. "Sam from down the road, says the stork brings babies. Sally next door says that you can buy babies from the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the Hospital."
Her mother replies, "But that's no need to be ashamed"
"No......But I can't tell them that we're so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!!!"

[Handyjack]

I am sure someone else will say babies come from test tubes and made to order. No need for a "dad".

[KBs PensNmore]

I think they're called a womb with a view.

[verawood]

And now it's time for a Pregnant Pause.

[doug3030]

And now it's time for a Pregnant Pause.

So if a woman can't get pregnant, is she impregnable or inconceivable?

[Chief Tiff]

It has always been my understanding that the reason women fall pregnant is because they take seriously what we give them in fun...