British at their best.

[Old Croc]

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the spot only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water..?"
The soldier replied, "There is no water here, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead..? They are only £5."
The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel..! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water..! I should kill you, But I must find water first..!"
"OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me.
I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Insha Allah."
Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped ....
"They won't let me in without a f***in' tie..!
Rgds,
Crocy.

[rrich]

Priceless!

[Chief Tiff]

It's an oldie but goodie... IIRC the original had a Jewish Tailor who recommended his brother Saul's restaurant...

[AlexS]

It's an oldie but goodie... IIRC the original had a Jewish Tailor who recommended his brother Saul's restaurant...

But that would be racist now.