Medical Science

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An Israeli doctor says; “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work”.

The German doctor says;” That’s nothing, in Germany we take a part of the brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work”.

The Russian doctor says; “Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work”.

The Australian doctor laughs; “You are all behind us. We took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him premier of Victoria. Now the whole state is looking for work!”

[Chesand]

The version I saw had an American doctor doing the same to produce a President.

[pker]

I think the Americans did a more refined job.

[rrich]

I think the Americans did a more refined job.

Ouch!

Unfortunately so true and correct. Additionally he suffers from a cranial / rectal inversion.