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  1. 26th August 2020, 04:04 PM #1
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    When I was a kid I once tried taking the shell of a snail thinking maybe it would go faster...
    Would you believe it became more sluggish?
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.
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  2. 26th August 2020, 04:11 PM #2
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    groan
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  3. 26th August 2020, 10:25 PM #3
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    When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
    Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
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    I told my family the snail joke over afternoon tea yesterday, and it didn't go down as well as I expected. Like rrich's response, I just got groans.
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    I just got groans.

    Mission accomplished.
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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