COVID-19 5 months down the track

**ubeaut** · 8th August 2020, 01:21 PM

No idea who to credit with this but just had to post it.

So we're into our 5th month of defeating COVID-19. The below gave me a bit of a laugh, but there's a lot of truth mixed in to consider.

1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?

2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.

3. When this virus thing is over, I still want some of you to stay away from me.

4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.

5. So what they're telling us is that our chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right?

6. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal just because we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.

7. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me.

8. Whoever decided a liquor shop is more essential than a hair dresser is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

9. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.

10. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.

11. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?

12. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.

13. Washed a big load of pyjamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for the week.

Stay safe, stay sane, DON'T DO STUPID.

Cheers - Neil

**KBs PensNmore** · 8th August 2020, 09:48 PM

COVID 19, the only thing to come out of China and last the longest.

**Chief Tiff** · 8th August 2020, 09:57 PM

Whoever said “One man can’t change the world” never ate an undercooked bat...

**woodPixel** · 9th August 2020, 12:16 AM

Imagine making a bat soup so bad, that it collapses the world economy....

**Darklord** · 9th August 2020, 12:36 AM

Imagine living in

. Sorry yanks but God's not smiling on you or China at the moment.

rrich · 9th August 2020, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by Darklord

Imagine living in

. Sorry yanks but God's not smiling on you or China at the moment.

And so effing stupid that they won't wear a mask because it is there constitutional right not to. (NOT)

**Lyle** · 9th August 2020, 04:34 PM

Sorry but I cannot let this pass by...
THEIR constitutional right.
Not to be confused with common sense and courtesy.
We, down unda, seem to be following the USA, eg BLM maskless marches.
This virus does not care for rights (right or wrong)
Please all stay safe as best as you can.

**verawood** · 9th August 2020, 04:45 PM

I wish all our American members the best in these times; I have a mate in Arizona.

But, for the life of me, I can't figure out how a temporary health precaution can be seen as an assault on freedom.

rrich · 11th August 2020, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by verawood

I wish all our American members the best in these times; I have a mate in Arizona.

But, for the life of me, I can't figure out how a temporary health precaution can be seen as an assault on freedom.

First, Lyle: Thank you for your post. I do appreciate it.

Vera,
I live in Orange County, traditionally a conservative strong hold but changing toward leaning liberal. Since the virus it is now easy to distinguish between the ultra conservatives and normal people. I don't know why if you are a UC, common sense is lost.

I tend to agree with BLM. If you have seen the video of George Floyd's murder, you can't help but agree with BLM. However if you see the videos of the looting and vandalism, those are for lack of polite words, "The Don'ts"