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  1. 18th June 2020, 10:05 PM #1
    KBs PensNmore
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    Default Daughter to Father

    Daughter to Father: "Dad there something my boyfriend said that I didn't understand.
    He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

    Father's Response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens the bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick,
    I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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  2. 19th June 2020, 10:14 AM #2
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    Kryn,
    I think you should change your user name to KBs JokesNmore. Keep them coming.
    Chris
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