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  1. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    I used to follow horses till I realised that the horses i liked to follow liked to follow other horses.

    Boom Boom!

    "I backed a horse at ten to one and it came in at a quarter past two!"
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    We've got 4 TB's here, why would I put money into some I don't own???
    They are all failed racehorses but excellent showjumpers and cross country eventers, the last event we went in we had to pay $50 to get in, $80 in fuel, another $50 for food for us for the day and we won $20 for second place.
    I love winning
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    NUMBER TWO, thankyou!

    Greatest Movie Quote Ever: "Its good to be the king!"
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    #25.

    I can't count...


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    OK, give me 24 if still available.
    savage(Eric)

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  6. #36
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    Default Final Acceptances

    1 MAKYBE DIVA biting midge
    2 VINNIE ROE gazaly
    3 DISTINCTION barnesy
    4 GREYS INN thommo
    5 FRANKLINS GARDENS sir stinkalot
    6 EYE POPPER gumby
    7 RAILINGS danp
    8 XCELLENT goat
    9 KINDJHAL ozwinner
    10 HUGS DANCER SilentC
    11 DEMERGER jacke
    12 DIZELLE namtrak
    13 LACHLAN RIVER oges
    14 PORTLAND SINGA daddles
    15 VOUVRAY mickyg
    16 ON A JEUNE ninefingers
    17 UMBULA rufflyrustic
    18 BAZELLE scooter
    19 ENVOY gra
    20 RIZON wongo
    21 STRASBOURG woodbutcher
    22 LEICA FALCON driver
    23 MR CELEBRITY craigb
    24 KAMSKY savage


    I took the liberty of giving ninefingers On a Juene as they had double booked and hadnt been back to try again.

    And the prize...............................?



    A great deal of self satisfaction and possibly heartbreak if don't have some coin on yours and it wins!!!

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    There was a young boy called Wyatt
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    Okay you bored carvers out there. Anyone want to make a wooden dollar coin for the winner? (out of scrap of course)

    Richard

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    As a postscript to this sweep, last night I was in a small syndicate which picked up On a Jeune and Xcellent in a melbourne cup calcutta. After selling On a Jeune and buying Xcellent at 50% of the auction price we have now paid $20 each (5 of us) for a chance to win $4200 if the nag comes home!!! Here's hoping!!
    There was a young boy called Wyatt
    Who was awfully quiet
    And then one day
    He faded away
    Because he overused White


    Floorsanding in Canberra and Albury.....

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    I picked Phar LAp, I dunno, I don't think he's got the heart anymore. :eek:
    Boring signature time again!

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    That's it. Makybe Diva won.. again.

    Bet that bloke that put a $1million bet on the nag is feeling pretty good right about now.
    Have a nice day - Cheers

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    1st Biting Midge
    2nd ninefingers
    3rd goat


    congratulations guys - enjoy your self satisfaction!!!!
    There was a young boy called Wyatt
    Who was awfully quiet
    And then one day
    He faded away
    Because he overused White


    Floorsanding in Canberra and Albury.....

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    Dont encourage them, Im sure they dont need it.


    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by namtrak
    1st Biting Midge
    2nd ninefingers
    3rd goat


    congratulations guys - enjoy your self satisfaction!!!!


    The stink was last
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    Yes, I think Franklin Gardens is expected to finish some time tomorrow morning!!
    There was a young boy called Wyatt
    Who was awfully quiet
    And then one day
    He faded away
    Because he overused White


    Floorsanding in Canberra and Albury.....

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    Well from my perspective, (all alone in my lonely room, day after dayayayyyyy), that just goes to prove how effective random number generators are in picking winners.

    On the other hand, there are 23 others who don't think they work all that well.

    They work for me!!

    P

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