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  1. 21st April 2020, 09:18 PM #1
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    Two "old codgers" are sitting on a park bench when a jogette trots past, one old codgers says to the other,
    "I still get excited when I see one of those,......I just can't remember why".
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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  2. 22nd April 2020, 09:18 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    Two "old codgers" are sitting on a park bench when a Jigette trots past, one old codgers says to the other,
    "I still get excited when I see one of those,......I just can't remember why".
    They young ones are called jigettes because certain parts of their anatomy jiggle when they run.
    Did you also know that jiggetes running are responsible for more deaths in sport than any other sport.....all the old codgers keel over with heart attacks. Ive tried it twice and neither time have these young jigettes leaned over to help me.
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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  3. 22nd April 2020, 01:42 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonyz View Post
    all the old codgers keel over with heart attacks. Ive tried it twice and neither time have these young jigettes leaned over to help me.
    You are so bad!
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