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    Default An excuse for speeding?

    I saw this and thought it was funny.

    http://www.users.on.net/~wassuup/FTP...r/Speedingsign
    I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."

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    ?
    Ummmm, what was the question?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Pat
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    ?
    Looks like you had to be quick.
    I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."

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    Worked for me, so here tis>>...
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    I was pulled over once and when asked why I was speeding, I replied with "Well I figure that with so many people dieing each year on our roads, the quicker I get to where i'm going, the less time I spend on the road reducing my chances of dieing in an accident" The officer thought about it for a few seconds, smiled, said it was a good one, then wrote me out a ticket anyway

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