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  1. 11th February 2020, 10:27 PM #1
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    Default Here's how the fight started

    WIFE; I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.
    HUSBAND; Why not just throw them inn the Rubbish? That'd be much easier.
    WIFE; But there are poor starving people out there who could really use all these clothes.
    HUSBAND; Honey, anyone who can fit into your clothing is not starving.
    The Husband is now recovering from a head injury.

    My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does this make my butt look big?"
    I texted back "NOO!"
    My damn phone autocorrected my response to "MOO!"
    Please send help!!


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    and no one is around to hear it,
    You should probably still get rid of the Chainsaw


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    There will be an express lane for people with 12 teeth or less!
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  2. 12th February 2020, 01:02 PM #2
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    Wallmart would be ok in Collingwood
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  3. 12th February 2020, 03:12 PM #3
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    "Does this make my butt look big?" is a trick question to which there is no correct answer. Just like "How old do you think I am?"
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  4. 12th February 2020, 10:48 PM #4
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    "I just hope your IQ is greater than your age?"
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