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    Default Just imagine

    If you had bought $1000 worth of Qantas shares one year ago.
    You would have made $49.00 today.
    If you had bought $1000 worth of AIG shares one year ago.
    You would have made $33.00 today.
    If you had bought $1000 worth of Lehman Brothers Shares one year ago.
    You would have made $0.00 today.


    BUT .... If you purchaseD $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer then returned the cans for recycling.
    You would have made $214.00 today.
    So based on above ,the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle !!


    AND DID YOU KNOW......
    A recent study found that the average Australian walks 900 miles a year.
    Another study found the average Australian consumes 22 gallons of alcohol a year.


    That means on average AUSSIES get 41 miles to the gallon.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    ......you have far too much time on your hands............get back to the shed
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    I think I will search elsewhere for financial advise. Or maybe cut the crap and just go it alone.

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