A guy walks into the doctors office and the receptionist asked what he had.
He said "Shingles".
So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to take a seat.
A few minutes later a nurses aid came out and asked what he had.....
He said "Shingles".
So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history,
and told him to wait in the examination room...
Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked what he had..
He said "Shingles".
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram
and told him to take off his clothing and wait for the doctor......
Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had..
He said "Shingles".
The doctor said "Where???"
He said "I have them outside, in the back of me truck. Where do you want them???"