Seniors Tax Return

[KBs PensNmore]

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2018 back from the ATO. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 2 million illegal immigrants; 1 million crack heads;
2 million unemployed people on the dole,
25,000 people in over 123 prisons, 26,000 boat people, 535 persons in the Aust Parliament and Senate."
1 useless Labour Party
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?

[Moti]

Scott Morrison and the other parasites in the current government. You may not have noticed but Labor haven't been in government for a few years now.

[doug3030]

You may not have noticed but Labor haven't been in government for a few years now.

1 useless Labour Party

He didn't say they were in government; he just said they are a useless party. It's possible to be useless in government and in opposition.

[Moti]

It's also possible to end the year with a joke which is not funny and just cut and pasted from elsewhere.
Sure, end the year by bagging refugees, people with addictions, the unemployed and people in prison. I'm surprised that there weren't more easy targets listed - the current government seems to have been able to come up with a pretty comprehensive list of 'leaners not lifters'

Seriously, have a think before you post this sort of stuff. You might be in one of those groups one day.

[BobL]

Humm . . . . what about the big corporates who pay no tax, entities continually moving their money offshore, and all those participating is dodgy tax minimisation schemes?

[Boringgeoff]

Spot on Bob, and NEITHER party has the balls to go after them.
Cheers,
Geoff.

[damian]

I saw one of the labor mob interviewed a few months back smarting after the election. One thing he said in passing is they need to have a hard think why they have won a majority in the lower house once in the last 25 years. Made me stop and think that can't be right, but when I went through it all he was spot on. Kevin 07 is the only one.

The numbers sound off to me but I reckon they are all fair targets. I haven't worked since 2012. I don't get welfare despite having so many things wrong with me I can't remember them all. The trouble is to qualify you have to be a professional at dealing with the department. I am literally too sick to face all the bureaucracy to convince them I'm sick.

The left have held too much sway for 50 years now and society is stuffed. It's swinging right now, but I expect a different set of problems rather than an improvement. And lots of lefties having hissy fits...and hopefully no one listening.

[rrich]

The numbers sound off to me but I reckon they are all fair targets. I haven't worked since 2012. I don't get welfare despite having so many things wrong with me I can't remember them all. The trouble is to qualify you have to be a professional at dealing with the department. I am literally too sick to face all the bureaucracy to convince them I'm sick.

I believe that this is true for 90% of all bureaucrats. The people at these jobs have a family to feed, clothe and shelter. They only work at the government office for the money. They hate their job probably more than I hated my MIL.

Their only joy in life is making their clients lives miserable. They can't be fired for following procedures. They don't have to be helpful. They only have to say 'You need form 37X.' And only if you ask where do I get 37X do they need to tell you.

[woodPixel]

Seriously, have a think before you post this sort of stuff. You might be in one of those groups one day.

In the studied philosophy of TISM (Greg! The Stop Sign!!)

...
The rich kid, becomes a junkie
The poor kid, an advertiser
What a tragic waste of potential
Being a junkie's not so good, either
..

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[KBs PensNmore]

You might be in one of those groups one day.

I've been in 3 out of 4 of the groups you listed. Guess which one I missed out on????
If you don't appreciate the intent of Humour, then don't read it.
Sorry if it offended you.
Kryn