You just can't make this stuff up!!

[KBs PensNmore]

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they
did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder.. (That's the way the police report described it.)


A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.


Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'


The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The white box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.


Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."


And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts!

[BobL]

: You just can't make this stuff up!!

Oh yes you can - well at least the second half of the story anyway

Cremains Mistaken for Cocaine

One way or another I suppose its still a joke?

[Mobyturns]

Makes for some new urban myths / legends.

"Fake news"

One thing about the Internet, FB etc is that stories like this will never die no matter how much effort is put into debunking them.