A Christmas Yarn.

[rosewood]

Sorry if i have previously posted this one but its that time of year again for a Christmas joke.

It was the night before Christmas and Santa was in a dead set foul mood.
His knees were playing up and a migraine was starting to set in.
Mrs Clause had been nagging him about everything in general.
The elves had pulled a stop work meeting with no where near the full amount of toys being ready.
The sleigh was late from getting back from the shop after being serviced.
Two of the reindeer had developed diarrhea and Rudolph had eaten his "naughty and nice" list.
So as previously stated, he is not happy.
There is a knock at the door and when Santa opened it, a little angel was standing there with a delivery.
She said "Where would you like your tree Santa"

No you know why the angel sits on top of the Christmas tree.

[AlexS]

'
Twas the night before Christmas,
The hour was quite late.
Not a creature was stirring,
They were drinking it straight.