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Thread: A Beer before it starts
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23rd October 2005, 09:23 PM #1
A Beer before it starts
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b@stard! You waltz in here, flop your fat asse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh *****, it's started"I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
Kev
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