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21st October 2005, 10:25 PM #1
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The Snake!
A bloke is being interviewed by an insurance agent for a new insurance policy
"Ever have an accident?"
"No mate, never."
"None? You've never had any accidents?"
"Nah. Not one. Never."
"That's hard to believe. You’ve never had anything bad happen to you?"
"Well … coupla years ago a tiger snake bit me on the old fella."
"A tiger snake bit you on your penis and you don’t consider that an accident!!?"
"**** no! That wasn’t an accident. The bastard bit me on purpose."Driver of the Forums
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22nd October 2005, 06:06 PM #2
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22nd October 2005, 07:58 PM #3
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That's another story entirely!
.....and the best medical advice from the Flying Doctor, according to the victim's mate, was....?Driver of the Forums
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22nd October 2005, 08:02 PM #4
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...................ur going to die!
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22nd October 2005, 08:13 PM #5
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Originally Posted by PhilMcCrackin
Correct, well done! Go to the top of the class and give out the pencils.
Er ..... about your name, Phil. Bit of a worry. You wouldn't have a mate called Ben Doon, would you? :eek: :eek: :eek:Driver of the Forums
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