Story time with uncle Dave

[macca2]

The plot?.....it seems the maidens have gone to the footy to see............

[JackoH]

..all those well endowed young men in very tight shorts, showing off their tackles (this is Rugby football we're talking about isn't it?) Also these luverly young ladies like........

[Dennis Hill]

.....The hot-dogs that they sell in the stadium while the populace watch the spetecale of .........

[Johnno]

those people doing all kinds of nasty things to each other in that steaming maelstrom they call 'the scrum'...

[fxst]

which the maidens overheard being deciphered as hope we get to play Aussie Rules soon as the two maidens prefer real football and so..........................

[Dennis Hill]

Watch those fine young fellows in their tight shorts as they........

[ubeaut]

go about the business of playing one of the real football games, not throw ball. Their wish was granted and all of a sudden the players grew necks and stopped the bum sniffing scrums and a new game was in play. The maidens were so delighted that they.............

[Dennis Hill]

Could hardly control themselves and started to......

[Shane Watson]

throw pom poms round like they had never thrown them before. Pom poms went this way & pom poms went that way, but what they didn't realise was that............

[Johnno]

pom tiddely pompom tiddely pom - and all these funny people wrapped in British flags had invaded the field - and the poor girls didn't know what to do next...

[macca2]

so they ran down the nearest pathway looking for an escape from this madness, only to find .................

[Dennis Hill]

(Drums and spooky music in background....)
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....There was no escape from the Football addiction! All they could do was to...........

[ubeaut]

stand by quietly and watch in horror, as..............

[Dennis Hill]

As....As... Mercyfull Heaven protect us, the stadium was invaded by that most awful of football codes, SOCK-ER! and worse still, there was the English Football...........

[macca2]

with their pompoms here,pompoms there, in fact you couldn't see the grass for.................