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  1. 8th July 2019, 09:15 PM #1
    KBs PensNmore
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    Husband's call: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by
    a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital.
    They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.
    The blow to my head was severe, fortunately it did not cause any serious internal
    injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the
    left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."


    Wife's Response: "Who is Paula?"


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  2. 9th July 2019, 10:08 AM #2
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    "Wife's Response: "Who is Paula?""

    Exactly.
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  3. 9th July 2019, 04:51 PM #3
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    The next response would be: "Is the dog with you? I can't find him anywhere."
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  4. 10th July 2019, 03:10 PM #4
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  5. 30th August 2019, 12:28 PM #5
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    Default Old thread but Paula found

    While looking through the latest (September) Costco Connection I found this:

    Paula Found.jpg
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