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  1. 19th July 2019, 09:09 PM #1
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    Default Michael Jackson Reincarnated

    The Church of Scientology, which Michael Jackson held in high regard, has recently proclaimed that Michael Jackson was reborn as a duck … and is now residing on a pond in Ontario.


    Proof of this transfiguration below


    Scientology News1.mp4
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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  2. 19th July 2019, 10:22 PM #2
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    The duck certainly has more appeal than mj
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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  3. 19th July 2019, 10:27 PM #3
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    Not sure he'd be doing that in Victoria in duck season... ��
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    Don't let your kids play with that duck.
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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  5. 21st July 2019, 04:22 PM #5
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    I had a goldfish that could breakdance......

    .....but only for 5 minutes.......

    .....and only once.
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