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Thread: Travel Advice
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21st October 2005, 12:18 AM #1
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Travel Advice
A conversation in an Irish pub.
Drinker: "Barman, can you tell me the the quickest way to Dublin?"
Barman: "Are you walking or driving?"
Drinker: "I'm driving."
Barman: "That'd be the quickest."
I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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21st October 2005, 12:26 AM #2
Grumpy old Bugga
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Flamin' Irish. Apparently, when there's a petrol shortage, they all drive faster so they get to where they are going before the petrol runs out
Richard
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21st October 2005, 09:55 AM #3
Par Oneri
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the irish
What's wrong with the Irish?????????
I mean, who else would put an ejector seat in a helicopter??????I tried to be normal once.
Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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21st October 2005, 07:51 PM #4
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Tears rolling down cheeks, what more can I say
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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