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Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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17th April 2003, 05:40 PM #46
...not what they seem. However you could.....
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17th April 2003, 08:17 PM #47Senior Member
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always go somewhere private and ask them to......
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17th April 2003, 10:01 PM #48
show you their...........
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17th April 2003, 11:09 PM #49
scratching johnno's itch
Growing old disgracefully...
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18th April 2003, 12:02 AM #50
which was right inthe middle of his back and on removing his shirt they saw a great big .....................
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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18th April 2003, 12:17 AM #51
tatoo of a hunting scene with the dogs and the hunters in full flight and there disappearing into the crack of his bum was the foxes tail. "Well!" they exclaimed as one " We have never seen.............
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18th April 2003, 10:06 AM #52
...tug to see if it....
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18th April 2003, 04:19 PM #53Senior Member
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...a quick brush and comb and powder it for fleas. Then we can have a.......
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18th April 2003, 04:24 PM #54Senior Member
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How did Dear Doorstop get in before me? Quite upset my train of thought.
most flea ridden ferret that a person could dream of
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18th April 2003, 04:25 PM #55
nice cuppa tea and a........
What the???? Where did that bloody dennis Hill sneak in from?
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18th April 2003, 04:46 PM #56Senior Member
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Bloody cheek of the bloke! I'd have a word with the Admin department about him if I were you!
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18th April 2003, 04:48 PM #57Senior Member
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OOPS! get back to the topic Hilly!!!
..... and a "Bex Powder" and a good lie......
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18th April 2003, 07:18 PM #58
will keep the maidens guessing as to what Dennis was up too as he is a ..........................
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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18th April 2003, 10:43 PM #59
senior who may have trouble getting anything up..
Growing old disgracefully...
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19th April 2003, 07:38 AM #60Senior Member
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Gentlemen, please! Getting what up? Up to no good would be more like it! Up on a ladder?
Now back to our nubile young ladies, they were ladies were'nt they? I have trouble rembering the plot, I think I lost it years ago!
Thats it! we were going to have a cup of tea, a Bex, and lie in the recliner and....... watch the footy????? or was it play footsies???
Where did that plot go?
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