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  1. 20th May 2019, 09:04 PM #1
    KBs PensNmore
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    Default Wife to drunk Husband

    Wife to Drunk Husband, "From now on, if your lips touch liquor, you will never touch mine!!!"

    Husband "AWWWWWWWWWW"

    Wife, "Now what are you thinking??"

    Husband, "Deciding.............."

    Wife "Deciding on what?????"

    Husband, "18 year old Scotch or 50 year old Lips!!!!!!!"
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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    How about 18 y.o.lips and 50 y.o. Scotch?
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    At 72 you would be punching well outside your weight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    At 72 you would be punching well outside your weight.
    I don't know - What is wrong with only being 22 years older than your scotch?
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  8. 21st May 2019, 11:18 PM #5
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    As the saying goes...'Catch 'em young and teach 'em tricks.'
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